Happy Cinqo De Drinko

060Happy Cinqo De Mayo!

Here are a few things to ponder that have nothing to do with Mexican Independence…..

Why are peas always better in Chinese food?

The guy who invented dental floss must have eaten a lot of celery.

My favorite McNugget is the one that is shaped like, tastes like and is made from a boot.  Thanks Mcdonald’s.  I hate you and your cheap, plastic, awesome toys.

I was the first kid to use the word Dope out of context but was quick enough to follow it up with “That was dope!”Untitled

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